We’re honoring all dads this Father’s Day with some good old-fashioned dad jokes.
We polled our very own VSP dads to share their favorites.
Click on the boxes below to unveil the punchline.
VSP Dad Jokes!
We’re honoring all dads this Father’s Day with some good old-fashioned dad jokes.
We polled our very own VSP dads to share their favorites.
Click on the boxes below to unveil the punchline.
VSP Dad Jokes
We’re honoring all dads this Father’s Day with some good old-fashioned dad jokes. We polled our very own VSP dads to share their favorites.
Click on the boxes below to unveil the punchline.
VSP Dad Jokes
We’re honoring all dads this Father’s Day with some good old-fashioned dad jokes. We polled our very own VSP dads to share their favorites.
Click on the boxes below to unveil the punchline.
My wife complains that
I don’t buy her flowers.
Honestly, I didn’t even know she sold flowers.
Ryan W.
“I’ll call you later.”
“Don’t call me later, call me Dad.”
Al S.
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“The Avon Lady. Your doorbell’s broken.”
John K.
How many tickles does it take
to make an octopus laugh?
10 tickles.
Jess V.
When does a joke
become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Da’Rontaye H.
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, "I'll direct." DiCaprio says, "I'll act." McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
Jeromy J.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1
Steve Pineschi, Distribution/Mail Services Manager
DAD: I was just listening to the radio, apparently an actress was killed.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
Joe Carmon, Agency West Operations Manager, Two boys